Dodgers Set Sail on 2023 Championship Season

Call in sick. It is Opening Day in America.

Smart parents don’t allow the kids to play hooky to attend their city’s Opening Day game. They require it.

Confucious? Hardly. Ralph Waldo Emerson? You’re getting warmer, but no. AI? Nope, t’was I.

As much as I enjoy Spring Training, I’d had my fill by the time the Dodgers’ 14-13 exhibition season concluded with a loss to Anaheim Tuesday, and I am pleased…